What three words would you use to describe yourself?
Friendly, caring, irritable.

What was the last book you read?
"How to draw..." I'm not much of a reader, I try to read The Bible as often as possible.

What do you do on Sundays?
Generally as little as possible: try to sleep late, get in some “me time”, then squeeze in a crucial afternoon nap, before heading off to church.

What would you say you are best at doing?
Dreaming... being optimistic about the future.

What could you do as a child that you can’t do now?
Back flips. I'm too scared to try it now.

Were you named after anyone?
I think my mom, Bernice. Unless there is another relative named "Berno" that I haven't met.

Do you like your handwriting?
It's very inconsistent, but I like it most of the time.

If you were another person, would you be friends with you?
Heck yes. I can be difficult, but I think I make a good friend.

Do you untie your shoes when you take them off?
Don't need to. I've discovered Velcro.

What do you like most about yourself?
My love of pretty things.

What is the first thing you notice about people?
Whether I'm going to like them or not.

Do you like roller coasters?
What's not to like?

What’s on your mouse pad?
My mouse.

Favourite sounds?
Pouring rain in the middle of a hot summer day. My fiancée’s laugh (aww). Upbeat music.

Rolling Stones or Beatles?
Collective Soul. How old is this questionnaire?

Do you have a special talent?
Yes. I can make any fast food item... disappear.

One thing most people don’t know about you?
I’m left handed, I eat with my knife on my left side, but I throw and kick with my right side.

How do you like your eggs?
Medium, easy over. Hmmm...

Everybody has a band or artist that they are reluctant to admit to liking. What or who is yours?
I used to like Michael Jackson (back in the 3rd grade). Now it’s probably Kanye West, or even worse, some pop act, like --- urgh -- Taylor Swift. The horror.

What did you last splash your cash on?
An engagement ring... Tam tam tam...

What meal do you typically choose when visiting a restaurant?
Anything with spare rib in it.

What is your favourite book?
Probably The Shawshank Redemption. It's just a great story.

Biggest phobia?
Structurally unsound tall buildings.

Most embarrassing moment?
Ah yes…I was invited for Sunday lunch with my girlfriend and most of her relatives. Everything went smooth right up until her grandfather decided that he would start singing for me. So, I just stood there, smiling like an idiot. Good times.

Favourite item of clothing?
Combination of three things: good pair of socks, a freshly ironed t-shirt and a pair of tracksuit pants.

Do you make your bed when you get up?
No, only when another person is watching.

How many cups of coffee do you drink a day?
About 3.

What one thing do you never leave the house without?
Keys, wallet and cell phone.

Worst edible item ever created?
Asparagus. Hands down.

How many times a day do you look in the mirror?
Every time I pass one. It's not a vanity thing - my hair just seems to have a mind of it's own, so I need to check up regularly.

Favourite chocolate bar?
Any Nestlé chocolate. Crunch, Milo etc...